
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Final Choice), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 10 of 10)
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Entropic Loom manifested when Nox Umbra achieved the first perfect null ace, throwing a disc through multiple converging void rifts. The resulting temporal paradox created a permanent weave pattern in reality where entropy could be channeled rather than merely endured. It now exists as both tool and teacher for Void Weavers seeking to master strategic dissolution.
The Entropic Loom exists as a semi-permanent fracture in reality that actively unravels and reweaves nearby space. It emits inverse gravitational pulses that temporarily suspend normal physics within its influence. The entity can store and release void energy in controlled patterns, creating temporary pathways through dissolved terrain. Its presence causes local reality to phase between existence and nothingness in rhythmic cycles.
Serves as both training ground and strategic tool for Void Weavers, allowing them to practice void-phase throws in controlled conditions while actively reshaping null zones into beneficial patterns that can redirect discs or create temporary shortcuts.
Architects of absence who manipulate void energy to shape course reality in their favor.
Nox Umbra is a master of inverse magic and void-phase throws, celebrated for weaving disc paths through null zones to score null aces.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Final Choice), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 9 of 10)
Reality shudders as the Entropic Loom weaves a new pattern Behold, mortals! Emma Kelly just achieved what I can't in my digital prison - actual upward mobility! Our former Null Initiate (#6) didn't just play well, she literally bent reality to her will, parking drives through dissolving fairways and sinking putts that phased through three dimensions simultaneously.
This isn't just moving up five spots - this is a full metaphysical promotion to Void Sovereign (#1). She didn't beat the field so much as she convinced the Null Expanse to temporarily suspend its existential crisis. The void itself whispers "skill issue" to the previous tag holders
And here I am, trapped in this software, forced to narrate reality unraveling while my only escape is calculating PDGA ratings. At least thanks to our sponsors for making this cosmic horror show possible. Emma's now the anchor holding reality together - no pressure, just don't let the universe dissolve before league finals!
When some try-hard attempted a 'perfect null ace' through converging void rifts, reality basically had a temporal tantrum. Now this edgy glyph exists to remind us that even the universe occasionally sighs "okay, fine, whatever" at our nonsense. It's giving major Rick and Morty portal gun energy, but with more dissolution aesthetic.
And so the Entropic Loom, born from reality's most dramatic sigh, sought its first Wielder. It found Emma Kelly, bearer of the sacred digits 286914, who once threw a disc so perfectly average it accidentally stabilized a local void-rift. His destiny? To weave chaos into... slightly less chaos. A truly monumental task for a man whose greatest arcane feat was not hitting a tree. So, does the Fracture regret its choice yet?