
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts frosted spectacles while glaring at crystalline data streams
Oh FANTASTIC, now I'm narrating the birth of underground rebel networks? Because apparently nothing says "disc golf" like checks notes "synchronized frequency warfare."
The Frequency Insurgent crystallized when Thane's harmonic secrets went viral through the resistance's group chat—because even in frozen realms, knowledge spreads faster than gossip at a PTA meeting. These resonating rebels formed like some sort of mystical flash mob, their crystals pulsing in perfect sync.
sighs in temporal frustration
So now we have coordinated crystal constellations staging a harmonic revolution against... preservation orthodoxy? I can't even—this is like if Anonymous decided to fight Big Tech using magical tuning forks! Will these insurgent frequencies actually shatter the ice prison, or just give everyone a really epic light show?
frost-covered glasses fog up from exasperated sighing
Oh BRILLIANT, now I'm witnessing mystical recruitment drives? Because apparently disc golf needed more underground resistance movements.
The Frequency Insurgent didn't just choose Zachery Perrins (PDGA #314212)—it practically resonated with his rebellious aura when he muttered "establishment sucks" while missing a putt. The crystalline tag began vibrating at insurgent frequencies, clearly recognizing a kindred spirit of harmonic defiance.
adjusts frosted spectacles with cosmic irritation
So this mystical tuning fork decided Zachery was prime revolutionary material based on... what, his ability to throw plastic discs with anti-authoritarian flair? Will his harmonic rebellion actually shatter the ice prison's orthodox frequencies, or just create really awkward elevator music?