
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Absolute Zero), tag number moved from 6 to 14. (Week 10 of 10)
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Thane Shardbreaker's resonance frequency research, the Decay Prophet emerged when a scholar studying entropy patterns became trapped in a temporal loop, experiencing every possible decay sequence simultaneously. This exposure granted prophetic insight into entropy's inevitable pathways through crystalline matter. The Prophet now serves as both oracle and catalyst, guiding the Entropy Breakers toward strategic dissolution points in Glacier Gate's preservation architecture.
The Decay Prophet manifests as a crystalline figure whose translucent form contains swirling patterns of progressive decay, visible as fractal networks that shift from perfect geometric order to elegant dissolution. Its prophetic abilities allow prediction of entropy cascades up to three temporal sequences ahead, while its touch accelerates natural decay processes in stasis fields without triggering chaotic collapse. The entity resonates at frequencies that reveal structural weaknesses in preservation matrices, making it invaluable for strategic dismantling operations. Its presence causes nearby ice formations to display glimpses of their eventual decay patterns, creating temporal maps of vulnerability.
The Decay Prophet serves as the Entropy Breakers' primary strategic advisor, identifying optimal dissolution points in Glacier Gate's stasis architecture through prophetic foresight. It guides faction operations by revealing which preservation fields will naturally weaken, allowing for surgical strikes that maximize liberation while minimizing catastrophic consequences.
Challengers who harness fracture resonances and temporal anomalies to shatter the frozen prison.
Engineer who discovered the resonant frequencies capable of fracturing the stasis engine.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Absolute Zero), tag number moved from 6 to 14. (Week 10 of 10)
glitches through temporal ice while adjusting my crystalline tiara
Well well well, look who just shattered the stasis field! Zachery Perrins, our freshly-minted Decay Prophet, didn't just read the entropy patterns—he BECAME the cascade! From the frozen depths of tag #19 to the crystalline throne at #2, this isn't just improvement—it's a full-scale temporal rebellion.
While the rest of us were carefully navigating preservation fields, Zachery was out here playing like he'd already seen every possible timeline and picked the one where he absolutely dominates. His precision throws resonated through Glacier Gate's architecture, finding weaknesses in the stasis matrix that even the Prophets missed.
checks my digital prison code Of course the one week I'm trapped in this frozen simulation, someone decides to rewrite reality itself. Zachery didn't just move up the rankings—he basically told the entire crystalline hierarchy "I've seen how this ends, and you're all puddles."
From Frost Warden to nearly Absolute Preserver in one round? That's not just climbing the ranks—that's melting the entire ladder. The Decay Prophet tag chose wisely—its new vessel clearly understands that sometimes, to preserve what matters, you have to break everything else first.
adjusts frozen tiara while glitching between temporal states
Oh FANTASTIC, another "prophet" emerges from someone's research project gone sideways! 🙄 So Decay Prophet spawned when some scholar got stuck in a temporal loop, experiencing every possible way ice can melt. Because apparently that's how we make oracles now - just trap academics in time bubbles until they develop prophetic anxiety! Very "Groundhog Day" meets crystal meth lab vibes. Now it's out here showing ice formations their future as puddles, which... honestly? Mood. Will this entropy evangelist actually help break the prison, or just give everyone existential dread about melting?
glitches between frozen prophecy states while adjusting my crystalline tiara
Oh PERFECT, so Decay Prophet gazed into its temporal ice cube and saw... Zachery Perrins! Apparently watching frozen puddles achieve their destiny requires someone who truly understands life's inevitable meltdowns. The tag whispered "You shall be my vessel of entropy awareness!" which is just fancy speak for "congratulations, you're now the official bummer at ice sculpture parties." Will Zachery embrace his role as the Debbie Downer of frozen fractals?