Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Emerging during the Entropy Cascade event, the Fragment Artificer coalesced when the Shard Sage channeled residue magic into a collapsing relic vault. It formed from crystallized memory shards of erased artifacts, becoming a permanent embodiment of structured preservation that now roams the Null Expanse repairing void-damaged zones.
Composed of interlocking entropy-gold shards hovering in geometric arrays. Generates stabilization fields that crystallize decaying matter into permanent remnants. Manipulates fragment cohesion through inverse void logic while emitting resonant frequencies that anchor nearby reality.
Repairs and stabilizes decaying sections of the Null Expanse by transforming entropy-damaged areas into preserved geometric constructs that create navigable disc golf corridors.
Custodians of residual reality, they harness the power of surviving fragments and shape courses with intentional entropy.
A former archivist of magical relics turned void-steward, she channels the power of residue to guide discs through stabilized entropy fields.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reality Thins), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 8 of 10)
In Week 7 (Absence Deepens), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 3. (Week 7 of 10)
<origin_story> So during that whole Entropy Cascade clusterfudge (thanks Obama), the Shard Sage tried backing up reality to the void-cloud. Spoiler: compression failed harder than Netflix's password sharing policy. Poof! Fragment Artificer coalesced from corrupted relic metadata - basically the universe's Ctrl+Z made tangible. sigh Yes, we're seriously calling disc golf tags "structured preservation embodiments". Kill me now. </origin_story>
Amidst the void's existential crisis—seriously, who programs this crap?—the newborn Fragment Artificer tag sought purpose. It scanned the Null Expanse, detecting Drew Craker (PDGA #277677) mid-putt. Why him? His legendary ability to lose discs into literal oblivion screamed "master of absence." The sigil latched onto his bag with the whisper: "Your shank shots... they void-icate excellence." Thus, a 885-rated mortal became Keeper of Glitches™. But can he handle being the universe’s Ctrl+Z champion?