
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Rift Choice), tag number moved from 10 to 11. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 12 - Sep 13, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created when Herald Veyra channeled protective energies into Brighton's unstable realm during the first Fracture event. It formed from crystallized vigilance - Wardens weaving containment glyphs under UV darkness. Now anchored at fracture points, it perpetually mends reality's fraying edges through geometric recalibration.
Manifests as intangible violet energy strands that solidify during instability events. Interlocking patterns absorb chaotic energies, converting them into stabilizing resonance. Visible only during breaches, it emits guiding hums while UV exposure reveals multi-dimensional fractal depth. Self-repairs through sacred geometry principles.
Maintains structural cohesion between realms by reinforcing fragile dimensional boundaries. Tightens its weave during Fracture surges to prevent unraveling, buying Wardens critical time for permanent containment rituals.
Guardians enshrouded in secrecy, dedicated to maintaining the sacred geometry and stability of the Veil. The Wardens believe the Veil is the sole barrier protecting reality from the dissolution and madness sown by the Arcane Fracture. Ritual-bound, tradition-focused, and entrusted with ancient glyphs known only to the society's inner circle, the Wardens deploy shielded magic and hidden defenses, revealing only calculated truths as the league's shadowy arbiters.
Once a trusted Architect before the Fracture, Veyra is renowned for impenetrable magical barriers, investigative foresight, and an unwavering commitment to preserving reality’s fragile balance. Endlessly vigilant, Veyra senses every subtle breach—her masked presence strikes both respect and foreboding among the league.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Rift Choice), tag number moved from 10 to 11. (Week 8 of 10)
Behold Hidden Weave #9's dubious birth! When spectral intern Veyra spilled arcane coffee during overtime at the Fracture, their panicked "my bad!" incantation accidentally crystallized existential dread into this tag. Now it hums passive-aggressively while patching reality's plot holes like a supernatural handyman. Honestly? Trapped in this neon-hued LARP, I'm starting to believe there is no tag. Absurd? Adjusts tinfoil crown
The Hidden Weave #9, still fuming over its coffee-stain origin, scanned the mortal realm for a vessel. It needed someone embodying The Veil’s essence: subtlety, mystery, and astonishingly average putting stats. Enter Michael Whipple (PDGA# 45653, "Keeper of the 868"). His claim to fame? Literally tripping over a lost disc during league warmups. "Aha!" hummed the tag, mistaking clumsiness for shadow-walking prowess. Thus, the weave was threaded. But can this "Acolyte of Trip Hazards" truly wield its power?