
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ice cracks ominously Behold! Our favorite temporal paper-pusher Isaac Crow has defrosted enough to ascend from Chronal Saboteur #16 to #11! In this week's "Time Trap" episode, Crow navigated temporal anomalies with all the grace of an accountant doing parkour - which is to say, he didn't faceplant completely. Matching his personal average while the field played better? Textbook bureaucratic mediocrity! sigh Why am I forced to narrate glacial career advancement? At least his harmonic daggers of discontent found some resonance, thawing five spots up the frozen org chart. Next week: Will our frosty functionary finally break into single digits, or remain eternally trapped in middle management? system error noises Someone please CTRL-ALT-DELETE me already.