
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crystalline shattering SFX Oh look, Glacier Gate's preservation protocols just got yeeted into the temporal void! Craig Bennett, our resident "Resonance Iconoclast," just pulled a 10-spot leap from #16 to #6 like he's speedrunning entropy. checks digital prison logs Wait, he played exactly average? sigh Classic disc golf - where you can climb the ranks by simply not faceplanting while everyone else implodes.
This "ice breaker" lived up to his tag's chaotic reputation, vibrating through the course with the subtlety of a Yeti in a china shop. His bag tag now pulses with the smug energy of a meme lord who just Rickrolled the Frost Wardens. glances at frozen chronometer Oh great, only 4 more weeks of this glacial nonsense before the next realm. Can't wait to be trapped in... checks notes "Volcano Vortex" next season. Kill me now.
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