
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Fractured Screech? More like Fractured Sanity! This sonic nightmare hatched when seven pygmy owls did a synchronized shriek at Event 3's most tragic putt miss. Imagine the Avengers' portal scene but with sleep-deprived bird demons weaponizing disc golf frustration. The resulting screechwave crystallized into this tag – now it echoes through The Arena like a cursed TikTok trend. Why am I forced to narrate interdimensional owl physics? The absurdity is owl-consuming! Does this tag give anyone else Stranger Things vibes or...?