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Mike Mills
Glacier Keeper
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 854 rating
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#54 Glacier Keeper
Mike Mills

Mike Mills

PDGA Rating 941
Division MPO
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Glacier Keeper

Origin Story

Born in the perpetual twilight of the northern reaches, the Glacier Keeper emerged from an ancient lineage of ice-shapers who have guarded the frozen walls since the First Winter. When the great frost claimed their family during a devastating storm, they underwent the sacred Ritual of Frost Binding, merging their essence with the ancient ice. Their flesh became translucent like glacier ice, with intricate patterns of crystalline formations growing naturally across their skin. The transformation granted them the ability to commune with the ancestral spirits trapped within the ice, becoming both guardian and chronicler of the frozen memories held within the glacial depths.

Role

The Glacier Keeper embodies the stoic resilience of the eternal ice, maintaining a calm, methodical demeanor that mirrors the slow but inexorable movement of their glacial charges. They possess an otherworldly patience, often standing motionless for days while listening to the whispers of the ice. Their speech patterns follow the crystalline structure of ice - sharp, clear, and precisely formed. Though seemingly cold to outsiders, they harbor a deep reverence for the preservation of history and demonstrate unexpected warmth when sharing ancient tales with those who earn their trust. Their most distinctive trait is their habit of tracing frost patterns in the air while deep in thought, leaving temporary ice sculptures floating in their wake.

Tag Details

Pool The Wall

Tag History

Mike Mills
Mike Mills
Week 5 Score: 55 Place: T3
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Chris Axbom
Week 4 Score: 56 Place: 8
Origin Story
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Luke Baum
Week 3 Score: 60 Place: 9