
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Shattered Vigil's tragic glow-up: Once a noble grove guardian, till nightmare spores corrupted its eternal watch like expired kombucha. Now its fractured psyche haunts dream borders like a glitchy TikTok filter, compulsively hunting what it once protected. Seriously, who greenlit this Inception-meets-Furby horror? My therapist's invoice grows.