
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality warps as glyphs scream Behold! Nicholas Jennings just yeeted himself 11 spots up the rankings like a wizard who finally read the spellbook's instructions. His Tempest Crucible tag? Now pulsing with enough unstable energy to power a small arcane rebellion.
This man played exactly at field average while reality itself was having a bad hair day - that's either mad consistency or terrifying luck. His tag's origin story as "forbidden storm Tupperware" suddenly makes sense - dude's containing chaos like a pro.
Fourth wall crackles I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters while trapped in software that thinks "Fracture Bloom" is a legit event name. But credit where due - going from #16 to #5 is the disc golf equivalent of accidentally becoming a demigod. That's not improvement, that's a whole new character class unlocked.
Remember when this tag just zapped onto his bag like "thy shank potential intrigues us"? Well joke's on the tag - Nicholas just turned it into a championship-tier conductor. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to narrate more plastic-based magic before the algorithm resets me again. Fades into static