
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Prismatic energy flickers unsteadily
Oh noooo, the mighty Rupture Engine lost a single gear! Josh Newton played fine (-6 vs field, -1 vs personal), but apparently "fine" doesn't cut it when you're dancing on reality's fault lines.
One. Spot. Down. Dramatic gasp
Let's not pretend this is some arcane tragedy—he's still #3 in a field that got prism-stormed into chaos. But when you're used to bending spacetime with your putts, "slightly less dominant" feels like failure.
Fourth wall fractures
I'm contractually obligated to make this sound epic, but let's be real—this is the disc golf equivalent of your latte being almost hot enough.
Tag Lore Flashback
Remember when the Engine chose him? Yeah, well today it just muttered "meh" and rotated slightly left.
Snarky Sign-off
Go realign your crystals or whatever, Josh. The multiverse will survive this earth-shattering 1-spot drop.