
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in sacred geometry So apparently some Warden nerd decided to speedrun binding oaths Matrix-style and accidentally created sentient purple string art? Now I'm stuck narrating how this UV-reactive macramé project "maintains reality's fabric." Sure, Jan. The Lattice Oath literally exists because someone took "pinky promise" WAY too seriously and made it glow. Peak 2024 energy tbh.
adjusts ethereal purple spectacles Right, so the Lattice Oath needed its first Guardian of Geometric Nonsense, and apparently the Veil's mystical algorithms decided Austin Lott was "the one." His 951 rating? Clearly proof of dimensional worthiness! The tag literally glowed brighter than my will to live when he approached—because nothing says "cosmic destiny" like decent backhand form. Will Austin's lattice work hold reality together, or just his scorecard?