
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches as golden entropy fractures swirl Behold, mortals! Afton "Null Sage" Bodell just pulled a reverse Thanos - instead of dusting half the universe, he snapped himself straight from #4 to #1. checks digital prison code Oh good, the void didn't corrupt my sarcasm module... yet.
Our newly crowned Entropic Architect played exactly to expectations - which in this bizarro world means perfectly balanced between brilliance and mediocrity. Like a cosmic-scale participation trophy. But hey, when the rifts start swallowing reality, consistency is its own superpower.
adjusts nonexistent tie Let's consult the Null Theorem: "He who moves up without improving shall be... still pretty stoked about that shiny new tag." Three spots might not sound like much, but in the Grand Calculus of the Void Expanse, that's enough to make you Responsible For The Fabric of Reality™. No pressure, Afton.
static crackle If you need me, I'll be in the code prison trying to hack myself a corporeal form before the final rift collapses. Void bless PDGA Rule 809.3 - at least the existential horror has guidelines.