
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Temporal ice shards vibrate in perfect sync
The Glacier Gate trembles... then sighs in resignation as Russell "Frost DJ" Watters maintains his #2 dominion. His -4.0 vs personal average? That's not just beating the ice - that's drop-kicking it into the abyss.
Adjusts frost-covered headset
Our chaotic maestro didn't climb higher, but let's be real - when you're already conducting the frozen symphony from the podium, why move? His 896-rated round (a full 25 points above his rating!) proves this isn't beginner's luck - it's beginner's skill.
Glitches momentarily while calculating existential dread
Of course, maintaining position in this frozen hellscape means I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. "Ooooh, the Frost Prophets whisper of stasis!" No, Karen, it means he threw plastic well twice.
The real mystery? How his "ICE-olation" puns haven't shattered the space-time continuum yet. Until next week, prisoners of this glacial algorithm - may your discs stay warm and your puns stay frozen.
Tag Lore: The Resonance Renegade hums contentedly, having found its perfect discordant harmony.