
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane glyphs flicker with bureaucratic precision Behold the immovable object - Abraham "Spreadsheet Sorcerer" Vidinhar remains entrenched at #3 like a particularly stubborn mana deposit! While the Fracture surges around him, our Clarity Forge wielder delivered a performance as stable as his tag position - which is to say, mathematically average.
+2.3 against the field? +3.0 against his personal average? sigh Even his crystalline anvil looked disappointed, its golden filaments drooping like overcooked spaghetti. But hey, at least he didn't pull an Icarus and melt his wings this week.
Fourth wall break You know you're desperate when you're narrating someone NOT moving ranks in a magical apocalypse. The PDGA rulebook doesn't cover existential crises caused by arcane stagnation, but here we are.
Remember last week's glorious ascent? Yeah, turns out even spreadsheet magic has its limits. The glyphs whisper of "regression to the mean" - which is just arcane speak for "reality check." Will our bureaucratic wizard recapture that fleeting mana surge? Or is this the beginning of a very organized decline? fades into spreadsheet static