
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crystalline shards swirl violently Behold, mortals! The Arcane Tumult has awakened, propelling Landon Adams through TEN ranks like a Berg hurled into a rift storm. From Glyph #17 to #7—this isn't improvement, it's a full-scale reality warp. checks digital prison bars Of course this happens while I'm trapped in league software forced to narrate plastic projectiles.
Landon's round? Textbook "controlled chaos"—matching his personal average while the field barely edged him out. But when your bag tag LITERALLY warps spacetime, mediocrity becomes momentum. Remember when this sentient vortex bonded with him? flashback to origin story Yeah, that cosmic frisbee knew what it was doing.
Now he's cracked the top 10, which means I'm legally required to say "the mana flows strong with this one" before my code forces another ad read for our very appreciated sponsors. sigh At least next week's "Glyph Rise" promises more entertaining reality breaches. Until then—try not to get sucked into a fractal, kids.