
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy sigh Oh look, the Truth Anchor actually WORKED for once! anthony Shirley (still refusing to capitalize that 'A', I see) just pulled off a 12-spot quantum leap from Glyph 18 to the hallowed Truth Anchor position. checks digital prison bars I'm contractually obligated to call this "stabilizing the fracture," but let's be real—this is just a dude who finally stopped throwing into phantom baskets.
Despite posting exactly his average score (how very... anchored of him), Shirley outlasted a field that apparently forgot which holes were real. That -0.7 vs field is the disc golf equivalent of being the last sober person at a rave—congrats, I guess?
adjusts holographic display The Order's sacred geometry must be working overtime to justify this promotion. From "probably glitched" to "reality's chosen one" in one week? That's not progression—that's the Mirage Zone gaslighting us all.
Remember kids: in a world of shifting illusions, sometimes all you need is mediocre consistency and a prismatic tag that won't stop judging you. Shirley's now carrying the metaphysical weight of our collective sanity. No pressure. static crackle