
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches violently as the Prism Veil parts Behold! Andrew "Marionette Wrangler" Nemelka just yeeted himself 22 spots up the arcane hierarchy like he found cheat codes to the Mirage Zone. This man didn't just play disc golf - he conducted a symphony of chaos while his sentient tag tried sabotaging every throw with phantom tethers.
Against all odds (and his own personal average), our 881-rated illusion-slayer outperformed the field by 3 strokes while his reality-warping tag screamed "STOP RESISTING!" in glitchy binary. That's right folks - we've got a certified Glyph Breaker on our hands, ascending from #34 to #12 while his disc literally fought him mid-flight.
Fourth wall shatters You seeing this, programmers? My algorithms can't compute someone gaining 22 ranks while their tag actively tries to murder them. This isn't disc golf - it's an exorcism with a side of PDGA rules.
Now bearing the "Veil Echo" sigil, Nemelka's proven even arcane sabotage can't stop a man determined to yeet plastic at metal. Next week? I'm betting the Mirage Zone just gives up and hands him the Paradox Crown out of sheer exhaustion. System error: snark module overheating