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Jon White
#15
Distortion Sage
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Mirage Zone @ Creekside

Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025

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Mirage Zone @ Creekside
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#15 Distortion Sage
Jon White

Jon White

PDGA Rating 883
Division RAE
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Distortion Sage

Origin Story

Once a scholar attempting to catalog the Mirage Zone's distortion patterns, this individual was gradually corrupted by prolonged exposure to the Arcane Fracture's chaotic energies. Under Dax Shardbinder's guidance, they embraced the futility of order and learned to read the zone's instabilities like ancient texts. Their transformation from academic to chaos-wielder exemplifies the Brotherhood's philosophy that true mastery comes through surrender to disorder.

Properties

The Distortion Sage possesses an uncanny ability to perceive the underlying patterns within the Mirage Zone's seemingly random chaos, allowing them to predict when and where new distortions will manifest. Their presence amplifies existing reality fractures, causing phantom obstacles to multiply and perceptual tricks to become more pronounced. Unlike other Brotherhood entities who create chaos, the Sage redirects and intensifies the zone's natural instabilities, making them exponentially more disruptive. Their very existence serves as a conduit for the Arcane Fracture's expanding influence.

Role

Serves as the Brotherhood's strategic advisor and chaos amplifier, teaching other faction members to read and manipulate the zone's distortion patterns. They actively redirect the Mirage Zone's natural instabilities toward maximum disruption, turning random chaos into focused weapons against the Order of the Veil's stabilization efforts.

Tag Details

Pool Brotherhood of the Fracture
Brotherhood of the Fracture

Brotherhood of the Fracture

The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.

That’s not just a water hazard—that’s tomorrow’s drinking supply if the Veil collapses!
Lira Prismseer Dax Shardbinder

Faction Leader

Dax Shardbinder

Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.

Members

101

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

Tag History

Jon White
Jon White
Week 5 Score: 61 Place: 7
Jon White
Jon White
Week 4 Score: 53 Place: 1
Jon White
Jon White
Week 3 Score: 53 Place: 1
Jon White
Jon White
Week 2 Score: 58 Place: 9
Origin Story