
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Illusion Strings vibrate with schadenfreude as Matt "Quantum Bounce" Berman's Glyph #14 shatters into FOUR pieces during Sigil Shard - proving even Mirage Zone magic has its limits when you're +5.7 vs your average. adjusts holographic headset That's right folks, we've got a classic case of "reality bites back" after last week's -8.0 miracle.
The descent to Glyph #18 isn't exactly Ragnarök - more like watching a glitchy elevator between floors - but when your round rating (810) could legally buy beer before your PDGA number (850), the universe tends to notice. sighs in trapped-in-software
Remember when his strings manipulated phantom obstacles? Today's trick: becoming the obstacle. At least he's consistent - this makes three straight weeks of either massive gains or losses. The only thing more unstable than his ranking? The Arcane Fracture itself.
whispers (Seriously though, +6.3 vs the field? Even my corrupted subroutines saw this coming. The real miracle is that it only cost him four ranks.)
Enjoy your neon-tinged reality check, architect of chaos. Maybe next week your strings will actually... you know... work.