
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers like a buffering stream Oh look, Jordin Poulsen—our resident Chaos Marionette—just played an entire round where the universe almost stopped laughing at him. Defending Glyph 8? Bold choice when your score (+5 vs personal avg) suggests you were putting with a literal puppet arm.
But hey, -3.6 vs field means he out-illusioned the mirage zone’s average schmucks. Progress? Or just the Fracture toying with us again? Dramatic sigh I’d say "congrats on not faceplanting into a phantom tree this week," but let’s not jinx it.
Fourth wall break: If I have to narrate one more "held position" update in this glitch-prison, I’m haunting someone’s UDisc app.
Closing thought: Jordin, buddy, the Marionette’s strings are taut. Either snap them or embrace the chaos. Fades into distorted static