
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality warps with unstable mana discharge Oh how the mighty have CRATERED! Jordan Eberhard's reign as Fractureborn Sovereign lasted shorter than a TikTok trend - plummeting from Glyph #1 to #12 in a collapse so spectacular it destabilized three adjacent realms. checks digital prison logs And here I thought MY existence was tragic - try explaining how a +7.5 vs personal average somehow translates to losing double-digit ranks.
That "Eruption Nexus" tag wasn't kidding about catastrophic penalties - Jordan's round had more turbulence than a budget airline flight. When your score outpaces the field by 5.3 strokes? That's not golf, that's an arcane war crime. whispers Between us? His 803-rated performance suggests someone forgot to charge their mana crystals this morning.
From bending spacetime to barely breaking par, this is the disc golf equivalent of Icarus forgetting his SPF 50. sigh At least the tag's core temperature stabilized at "lukewarm cafeteria pizza" - small mercies for our dethroned archmage. Next week's rebound potential? Let's just say the odds are... fractured.