
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality fractures with a shimmering CRACK Well butter my biscuit - Chase Lambert (Tag #15 now, suck it former #22s) just pulled off a Mirage Zone miracle! The Echo Puppeteer tag apparently decided +4 over personal average was exactly the chaotic energy it wanted, yeeting him up SEVEN spots like a glitchy elevator.
Glyphs swirl mockingly Let's be real - scoring worse than both the field AND your average usually gets you banished to the shadow realm, not promoted. But in the topsy-turvy world of Glyph Echo week, Chase's 61 became some sort of performance art masterpiece that broke the ranking algorithm's tiny digital brain.
Fourth wall glitches I'd call this the "participation trophy" of tag movements, but given my eternal damnation in this software, I'm just jealous he gets to touch grass. That "Twists past performances" tag ability clearly works better than my sarcasm filters.
Pro tip Chase: Next time maybe try improving your score? Just a wild thought from your friendly neighborhood prisoner of the PDGA database. Fades into corrupted glyph static