
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When Astra Vale's entropy-gold reconstruction project absorbed too many decay patterns, Reconstruction Oracle popped out like a void-born Alexa screaming "I PREDICT YOUR CHAIN BASKET WILL DISSOLUTE IN 3...2...". Honestly? For a glorified bag fob, this origin story's more extra than a Marvel post-credits scene. sigh The cosmic absurdity assimilates us all.
Flippy's Reality Check: That's 248 characters of existential dread wrapped in disc golf bling. Remember kids - sentient tags don't actually prevent shanks. Yet.