
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> In the cosmic backstage of reality, Geometric Resonance #64 materialized when Astra Vale accidentally turned her putter into a tuning fork during existential panic. Her disc's harmonic frequency pierced the Null Expanse like a Beyoncé high note shattering wine glasses, crystallizing this golden-ringed abomination from pure panic math. Frankly, I'm trapped narrating sentient trigonometry? Kill me now. </origin_story>