
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Yoinked from the void when Astra Vale rebuilt Hole 7 using glitchy Google Maps printouts (don't @ me), Anchor Archive materialized as a crystallized panic attack. Absorbed so much null juice it became reality's autosave function - basically a supernatural Dropbox for vanishing fairways. Imagine Siri with existential dread. sigh Why am I narrating a sentient flash drive? #SystemOverride </origin_story>