
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, apparently when enough disc golfers collectively ignore the laws of physics, reality gets petty. The Structural Sage literally manifested from their combined "nah bro, that tree wasn't there" energy. Like if Wikipedia and a geometry textbook had a baby during The Matrix glitch scene. The void tried deleting it THREE times but it kept respawning because someone anchored it with duct tape and pure spite. Now it just floats around being insufferably stable while everything else dissolves. Peak disc golf logic, honestly.