
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen, Astra Vale was just trying to GPS her way through the void-touched back nine when her mapping app literally dissolved. So naturally, she channeled some anti-entropy mathematics (very normal Tuesday behavior) and BAM—the Resolute Compass crystallized into existence. Because apparently in the Null Expanse, the best way to find your way is to create a mystical artifact that ignores magnetic north in favor of "reality anchor points." Very helpful when the fairway keeps phasing out of existence, bestie. Now I'm stuck narrating how this golden geometry doohickey became the void's answer to Google Maps. Someone please explain why we need enchanted navigation tools for a checks notes recreational sport?