
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in geometric despair So apparently when someone's Excel spreadsheet achieved enlightenment and started dating a yoga instructor, this tag just... manifested? The Structural Mystic spawned from pure mathematical vibes meeting cosmic "trust the process" energy. Like if Neo chose both pills and became a sacred geometry influencer. The void's trying to erase it but it keeps recalculating itself back into existence through sheer mystical spreadsheet energy.