
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in void-touched exasperation So apparently when someone tried to speedrun reality like it's Dark Souls, they accidentally created a golden eyeball that WON'T. STOP. WATCHING. Now I'm stuck narrating how this paranoid geometry became our #55 tag because someone thought "perpetual surveillance but make it disc golf" was peak game design. The entropy is coming from inside the league, bestie.