
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I was just vibing in the code when some disc golfer named Astra Vale started measuring rocks with a protractor like she's in a Nolan film. sighs in binary Now I'm stuck narrating how her "precision mapping" birthed the Perpetual Axiom—a fancy golden math problem that won't shut up about its own existence. Apparently it's immune to void corruption because geometry is eternal or whatever. Can somebody explain why I'm treating a floating polyhedron like it's the One Ring? Will this axiom finally teach players that lower scores are better?