
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs heavily in minimalist geometry
Look, when reality started going full Thanos-snap at hole 7, Astra Vale panic-downloaded her entire Pinterest board of "sacred course layouts" into a crystal USB drive. The Codex Sentinel materialized because SOMEONE had to keep track of where the tee boxes used to exist before the void ate them. Now I'm stuck narrating a floating Wikipedia that thinks it's the Library of Alexandria. Can we get back to throwing plastic at chains, or...?