
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, Astra Vale literally spent months studying ancient mini-golf windmills thinking they were "pre-void architectural plans" because someone left their kid's putt-putt scorecard in the archives. Girl manifested the Fortress Glyph trying to block her ex's texts with "protective geometry." Now we're here, treating her anxiety-driven disc patterns like they're Doctor Strange portals. The void's probably just laughing at us mortals thinking we can math our way out of entropy. But hey, at least the golden barriers look sick on Instagram, right? checks notes Oh great, now I'm speaking in sacred geometry puns. This job is literally dissolving my personality faster than... wait, where'd my sarcasm go?