
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Witness the birth of Reconstruction Matrix! When Astra Vale encoded void-scorched course maps into geometric sigils during the Theorem Discovered event, reality glitched harder than a Bethesda launch. These crystallized anti-entropy algorithms now rebuild turf wherever discs land - basically Minecraft creative mode meets PDGA rule 807.2. I'm contractually obligated to call this 'arcane' when we all know it's just epoxy with delusions of grandeur. Can we talk about how absurd it is that I'm narrating sentient math?"