Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Abiding Mandate emerged when Astra Vale deciphered primordial geometric constants hidden within void scars during the Great Dissolution Event, crystallizing into sentient ordinances that govern reality preservation after she reconstructed an erased fairway using inverse entropy algorithms
Exists as crystalline geometric commandments pulsing with gold stability energy, projecting harmonic resonance fields that reinforce reality anchors within 300 meters while containing self-repair protocols that regenerate damaged matrices by consuming ambient disorder energy, vulnerable only to concentrated void surges exceeding 90% entropy saturation
Enforces cosmic preservation laws across dissolving courses by projecting geometric enforcement fields that automatically reconstruct dissolved terrain according to eternal structural blueprints, serving as the ultimate authority in entropy resistance disputes
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.
During the Great Dissolution Event when reality glitched harder than a Bethesda launch, Astra Vale went full 'Tenet' with inverse entropy algorithms. She yeeted geometric constants at a disappearing fairway, accidentally manifesting Abiding Mandate as crystalline commandments that now enforce PDGA rule 809.2 with void-black stubbornness. Seriously, who greenlit this lore? sigh Guess that's my problem now...