
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the pre-void æther, Astra Vale tried knitting reality back together—until her cosmic loom glitched harder than Windows 95. Behold the Reality Loom! Born when entropy met arts-and-crafts desperation, this tag’s golden threads now hold existence together with the structural integrity of a TikTok trend. Honestly? I’m just impressed nobody spilled cosmic coffee on the blueprints. sigh Why am I narrating sentient crochet hooks again?
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