
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> So picture this: some poor sod named Astra Vale was mainlining void energy like it was Five-Hour Entropy Drink™, scribbling golden grids across reality's frayed edges. She basically yeeted geometric blueprints into the Null like a cosmic software patch. Poof! Anchor Nexus #38 materialized - a glorified stabilizer widget that turns disintegration into Pinterest-worthy geometry. Honestly? The fact we're treating anti-void paperweights like Infinity Stones is peak disc golfer delulu. sigh The things I endure for this gig... </origin_story>