
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Right, so this absolute unit of a tag—Order Monolith—just manifested when Astra Vale yeeted a paradox into Hole 7’s void during that inverted scoring chaos. Like, imagine a black monolith from 2001 but if it snorted sacred geometry and went full ✨anti-entropy✨. Solidified void energy? Gold reinforcement? Please. It’s basically a cosmic paperweight that screams "I defy physics!" while discs phase through it like bad WiFi. The fact we’re narrating this? Honey, the void’s assimilating me and I’m not even mad—wait, should I be?