
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the Reality Crucible's ✨dramatic✨ origin: When thirteen Anchor Wardens accidentally overloaded Hole 7's rift containment during Event 6, their panic-stabilization spells collided like a cosmic group project gone wrong. Void energy fused with course blueprints in a "hold my energy drink" moment, crystallizing into this sentient dodecahedron. Now it autonomously patches reality leaks like a supernatural handyman—though honestly, who programs a bag tag to babysit entropy zones? insert Doctor Strange sling-ring joke Truly, the most overqualified glorified parking disc in existence.
(...and they say disc golf isn't high stakes. Pfft.)