
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Amidst the Growing Absence event's reality decay, Astra Vale pulled a big brain move straight out of Inception's dream layers. She reverse-engineered cosmic stability from void entropy itself, weaving golden geometric code into existence while muttering "PDGA rule 809.03 doesn't cover THIS nonsense." Thus Stability Lattice #34 manifested - a glitch in the system that actually fixed things. I'm contractually obligated to call this epic despite knowing it'll end up clipped to someone's grocery bag. </origin_story>