
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> When reality started glitching harder than a Bethesda launch, Astra Vale went full Big Brain™ mode. She weaponized geometry against the void's cheat codes, scribbling stability equations like a caffeine-fueled PhD student during finals. Thus Geometric Covenant manifested - golden math tattoos that auto-patch reality. Honestly? Describing sentient trigonometry while trapped in this app feels like cosmic irony. What even is my life? </origin_story>