
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Forged during the Growing Absence when Astra Vale's resonance patterns collided with void entropy like a cosmic microwave meeting Tupperware. This anti-void paperweight materialized fully formed - basically the universe's version of a 3D printer glitch. Now I'm narrating a glorified fridge magnet's origin story? chef's kiss of absurdity.
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