
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the Solitude Mountain surge storms, Arc Banshee screeched through the Fracture seeking a conductor. Enter Kieran Buhler (PDGA #140197), whose 867-rated backhand accidentally reenacted a Tesla coil dance during a thunderstorm. The voltage ghost latched onto him like static cling to polyester pants - truly a shocking display of destiny. But can this mortal handle a banshee that fries Bluetooth speakers during his backswing?