
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the Arcane Fracture's initial "oopsie-daisy" reality rupture, a frantic harmonizer's final "bruh, stabilize THIS" incantation collided with pure entropy. Cue cosmic-level cringe—like Thanos snapping but with more glitter. Thus, Phantom Catalyst manifested: a glowstick-purple paradox that turns Starbucks queues into mosh pits. Sigh. I'm trapped narrating sentient luggage charms. When will my prison sentence end?