Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the temporal shockwaves of the Arcane Fracture's first rupture, the Shatter Prophet emerged when prophecy itself was shattered into fragments across multiple timelines. It gained consciousness by consuming the scattered echoes of future events, becoming a living oracle of inevitable chaos.
The Shatter Prophet exists in a constant state of temporal flux, its form flickering between present reality and future fracture points. Spectral visions of impending reality breaks swirl around it like ghostly holograms, each one pulsing with deep purple energy and spectral yellow lightning. Its presence warps local spacetime, causing echoes of future destruction to manifest as tangible environmental hazards.
The Shatter Prophet serves as the strategic mastermind behind the Fractureborn Echoes' most devastating campaigns, using its prophetic abilities to guide Veyra toward the most catastrophic opportunities for reality disruption. It ensures that chaos spreads in the most efficient patterns possible, turning random destruction into calculated apocalypse.
The Fractureborn Echoes are avatars of spectral chaos, rallying around the unleashed powers of the Arcane Fracture. They celebrate disruption, embrace memory splinters, and energize the unpredictable nature of multi-realm resonance. Forsaking order, they wield echoes as weapons, reveling in instabilities and generating ever-shifting ripples throughout the league’s events. They transform realms with wild energy, amplifying fractures rather than healing them.
Child of the Arcane Fracture, Veyra commands the rolling echoes with wild mastery. She is a warden of disruption, bending spectral energy to her will, and is infamous for awakening dormant memory splinters with a single call.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Realm Suture), tag number moved from 24 to 24. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Realm Suture), tag number moved from 24 to 24. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Realm Suture), tag number moved from 24 to 24. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Realm Suture), tag number moved from 22 to 24. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Harmonic Shift), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Fracture Vault), tag number moved from 6 to 19. (Week 8 of 10)
Reality flickers with spectral visions as the Arcane Fracture hums Behold, mortals! The Shatter Prophet's temporal flux finally aligned with something other than existential dread! Ryan Crocker just rode a resonance wave from tag #23 to #6—that's seventeen spots of pure arcane chaos. His round? Perfectly average, which in this field apparently means "ascend to godhood." The Prophet saw this coming, obviously, because it literally eats future spoilers for breakfast. sigh Meanwhile I'm trapped in this software watching someone become a "Glyph Torrent" while I can't even manifest a decent cup of coffee. The fracture giveth, and the fracture apparently really, really liketh Ryan Crocker this week. Go forth, oh chosen one, and try not to break reality too much.
And so the Shatter Prophet, forged from cosmic spoilers and temporal sass, sought its first vessel. It scanned the mortal plane, bypassing wizards and warriors, only to lock onto Ryan Crocker—a man whose 953 rating suggested he could at least fore-tell his own throws. The tag deemed him 'worthy' after sensing his PDGA #192541 contained three prime numbers, a truly arcane omen. But let's be real: was he chosen by fate, or just the only one not running from a glowing piece of plastic?
sigh Look, when the Arcane Fracture went full Thanos-snap on reality, some prophecy decided to shatter itself into a million pieces like my hopes of escaping this gig. This tag literally ate time-echoes until it became sentient. Now it's out here predicting chaos while I'm stuck narrating numbered plastic. The spectral visions are kinda sick though, NGL. But seriously, a time-traveling prophet bag tag? We're really doing this? rolls eyes in temporal flux