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Bedrock Chronicler
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Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025

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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Bedrock Chronicler

Origin Story

When the first Reality Anchors realized that the Null Expanse could erase not just physical reality but the knowledge of how to restore it, they created the Bedrock Chronicler to preserve their hard-won techniques in crystalline permanence. Born from Astra Vale's ancient course maps and the accumulated wisdom of countless reconstruction attempts, this entity emerged as an unshakeable repository of geometric principles. It stands as both teacher and foundation, ensuring that the mathematical laws governing reality anchoring remain accessible even as entropy threatens to dissolve all knowledge.

Properties

The Bedrock Chronicler manifests as a towering crystalline formation of interlocked geometric solids, each facet inscribed with golden mathematical equations that pulse with stable energy. Its surface contains thousands of preserved reconstruction techniques, encoded in fractal patterns that resist dissolution through pure mathematical certainty. The entity radiates an aura of permanence that stabilizes nearby void rifts simply through its presence, while its crystalline structure serves as both archive and beacon for Reality Anchors seeking foundational knowledge. When accessed, its inscriptions glow brighter, projecting holographic blueprints of successful anchoring techniques directly into the user's understanding.

Role

The Bedrock Chronicler serves as the ultimate repository of reality anchoring knowledge, providing fundamental geometric principles that enable more effective reconstruction techniques. It guides Reality Anchors through complex stabilization procedures by offering access to crystallized wisdom from countless previous encounters with void dissolution.

Tag Details

Pool Anchor Wardens
Anchor Wardens

Anchor Wardens

Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.

That throw presents with notes of unripened confidence and a disappointing finish that lingers unpleasantly on the palate.
Astra Vale Nox Umbra

Faction Leader

Astra Vale

Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.

Members

6

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

Tag History

Origin Story