
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in geometric permanence So apparently some Reality Anchors got paranoid about forgetting their own math homework and decided to birth a sentient Wikipedia made of crystals. Like if the Library of Alexandria had a baby with a TI-84 calculator during a Doctor Strange marathon. Now I'm stuck narrating how this walking geometry textbook "emerged from ancient course maps" because SOMEONE thought disc golf needed lore deeper than the Mariana Trench. At least it glows prettily while preserving "mathematical certainty" or whatever. Next they'll tell me it runs on blockchain...