
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality stabilizes with geometric precision From Entropy Adept to Hollow Warden! Craig Bennett's Anchoring Prism just calculated a 4-spot ascension through the dissolving chaos of our final reality referendum. While other players were debating whether to seal the void or embrace entropy, Craig was busy throwing lines so mathematically perfect they'd make Pythagoras jealous.
Matching the field average while demolishing his personal average by EIGHT strokes? That's some void-touched consistency right there. The Null Theorem clearly states: "He who masters the angles, controls the dissolution."
And I'm trapped in this software celebrating geometric perfection while reality itself hangs in the balance. At least someone's keeping the course from completely phasing into nothingness. sighs dramatically Thanks to our sponsors for making this existential math lesson possible—without them, we'd just be regular people throwing plastic at metal instead of cosmic anchors saving reality!