
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm supposed to tell you how tag 17 manifested when some interdimensional pirate decided to YOLO through reality tears like it's the multiverse's worst Uber service. This spectral Jack Sparrow wannabe literally surfed chaos waves into existence because apparently regular disc golf wasn't extra enough. sighs in trapped narrator Now it raids stable realms for "harmonic energies" - which is just fancy talk for vibing wrong on purpose. Why am I explaining quantum piracy to you people?