
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, when some try-hard mathematician tried to speedrun reality itself using seven ancient scorecards, the universe literally said "nah fam" and spawned this geometric nightmare. Now I'm stuck narrating how equations became sentient—like if Inception had a baby with a TI-84 calculator. The void's eating everything but somehow THIS thing exists through pure mathematical spite? Sure. Whatever. At least it's shiny.