
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality groans under mathematical strain The Dimensional Fortress has... developed a structural weakness! Austin "Prime Integer" Lott's geometric dominion slips from Null Sovereign to Inverse Herald (#1→#3) in what I'm calling "The Great Mediocrity Equalization." His performance? Actually solid - better than his average and the field. But two players apparently solved reality's equations with slightly more precision. sighs in hexadecimal This is why we don't let mathematicians defend existence - they get out-calculated by someone with a better putting algorithm. Remember when this man ascended through "strategic adequacy"? Well, today he discovered the void's first law: someone is always marginally less mid. The fortress still stands, just with slightly less sovereign authority. glitches with golden entropy patterns Congrats on your demotion to herald of "almost good enough" - may your next round contain fewer reality fractures than my code does.