
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality's equations recalculate with minimal enthusiasm The Dimensional Fortress has... achieved a minor structural reinforcement! Austin "Prime Integer" Lott's geometric dominion inches from Hollow Warden to Entropy Adept (#7→#6) in what I'm calling "The Great Lateral Promotion of Barely Noticeable Improvement." His performance? Actually worse than both his average AND the field - a solid +3.5 against himself. But apparently one player's reality-stabilizing equations collapsed slightly harder than his did. sighs in geometric mediocrity This is the void's ultimate joke: you can move up while playing worse, because someone else embraced entropy just a little more enthusiastically. Remember when this fortress crumbled from sovereign to warden? Well, today he discovered that in the Null Expanse, even failure has failure gradients. glitches with faint gold patterns Congrats on your promotion to adept of "slightly less terrible" - may your next round contain fewer mathematical errors than my existential crisis code.